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F*CK IT by C.M. Owens & S.M. Shade ~ Release Blitz

 



F*ck It, the final book from the Yama Yama Series by C.M. Owens & S.M. Shade is now LIVE



Grab your Copy today

Apple Books https://geni.us/FckItApple

Note: F*ck It from Apple, B&N, or Kobo, it will only be available on those platforms until tonight. 
Then it’ll be moving exclusively to Amazon.


About the Book 

What’s a woman supposed to do after watching her cheating ex’s wedding implode?

Apparently, the answer is get fired.

And evicted.

And move to another state to start over as an independent woman who would rather stick her tit in a beehive than get into another relationship.


It’s fine. Really. 

The only thing messing with my new, badass, single girl life is an encounter with my childhood crush.

Fine, maybe I was the one who suggested some bedtime fun. What I didn’t do was invite him to come along on a holiday weekend. I have Kasha to thank for that.


Now, I’m doing my best to hang onto my determination to stay single. It’s hard. Pun intended.

With Kasha and Henley along, things were destined to be chaotic, but some things I didn’t see coming.

Like a garbage skunk with killer aim.

A broken penis that bears a resemblance to a crazy straw.

And a man focused on winning my heart.


Excerpt

Here he comes, Lydia, just be cool. Ask him how he’s doing. That’s all. Just how’s it going? The thought that leaps to the forefront of my mind is that he isn’t walking funny. I hope that means he isn’t in pain anymore.

“Hey, Simon,” I manage, spitting out the words. “How’s it penis?”

It takes a split second for his eyebrows to leap up and me to realize what came out of my mouth.
“Going! How’s your penis going?” No! A grin breaks across his face while I dig myself in deeper. “I meant, how’s it going? For you, not your penis.”

Oh my god, stop saying penis. “Not that I don’t care, you know, about that. I broke it, after all.”
Why am I reminding him?


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